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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}

{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

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